{"id":2368,"date":"2023-01-27T14:28:14","date_gmt":"2023-01-27T13:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/szpital-dla-krasnali-ogrodowych\/"},"modified":"2023-05-19T08:30:24","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T06:30:24","slug":"hospital-for-garden-gnomes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/en\/hospital-for-garden-gnomes\/","title":{"rendered":"Hospital for garden gnomes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"664\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-664x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-530\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-664x1024.jpg 664w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-768x1184.jpg 768w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-996x1536.jpg 996w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-1328x2048.jpg 1328w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-scaled-1280x1974.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-432x666.jpg 432w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-600x925.jpg 600w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Marta-Janik-krasnal-scaled.jpg 1660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 664px) 100vw, 664px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is this lipstick? Drama!  And I&#8217;m afraid it&#8217;s not lipstick at all but a nasty nail polish with which someone wanted to restore the dwarf&#8217;s natural lip color! I found this ambassador of kitsch on\u2026 Allegro (polish ebay). He spent 5 years in a German garden, and I must confess that it was quite a harsh captivity for him. He got not only the awful mouth, but &#8211; above all &#8211; the rotten face.<br>Here is Siegfried. My garden gnome or rather my home gnome!<br>I saw the poor guy and decided to help him. After a few days of convalescence, he looked divine. And he is probably the only dwarf who is wearing a beautiful navy blue suit with gold piping. In addition, he also has a brand-new kagome (the light!) of education (sic!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"709\" height=\"547\" src=\"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/krasnal-ogrodowy-janik.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-533\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/krasnal-ogrodowy-janik.jpg 709w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/krasnal-ogrodowy-janik-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/krasnal-ogrodowy-janik-600x463.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 100vw, 709px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Siegfried was followed by Wilhelm, found in a flea market near Kutno. With a broken leg. But he caught a goldfish!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"991\" src=\"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-1024x991.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-535\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-1024x991.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-300x290.jpg 300w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-768x743.jpg 768w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-1536x1486.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-1280x1238.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-688x666.jpg 688w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm-600x580.jpg 600w, https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Wilhelm.jpg 1654w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are probably tempted to ask about these names? That the German ones? It&#8217;s because of tradition. After all, the first garden gnome was produced in Thuringia in 1872. Shortly after the creation of this figurine, a manufactory was established in the village of Grafenroda, in the district of Gotha, to produce dwarves on a mass scale.<br>I would like to inform everyone that I run a HOSPITAL for garden gnomes. Do you know a gnome who has declined in health? Could he use a facelift? Does he need new clothes? I will be happy to take care of him! I look forward to all gnomes in need with open hands!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n<section class=\"section\">\n    <div class=\"container\">\n\n        <div class=\"contact-page-grid\">\n            <div class=\"left-contact-grid-item\">\n                \t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/martajanik.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/marta2.jpg\" width=\"431\" height=\"610\" alt=\"Write to me\" title=\"\">\n               \n                            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"right-contact-grid-item\">\n                <p class=\"formatted m0\"><\/p>\n                <h1>Write to me<\/h1>\n                <div class=\"section-content\">\n                    <p>Do you have a gnome who needs a facelift or new clothes?<\/p>\n                <\/div>\n                \n                <div class=\"contact-form-container\">\n                    <form id=\"contact-form\" name=\"contact-form\" method=\"post\">\n                        <div class=\"form-grid\">\n                            <div>\n                                <label for=\"contact-imie\">Name<\/label>\n                                <input type=\"text\" placeholder=\"Your name\" name=\"contact-imie\" id=\"contact-imie\">\n                            <\/div>\n                            <div>\n                                <label for=\"contact-email\">E-mail<\/label>\n                                <input type=\"email\" placeholder=\"Your e-mail address\" name=\"contact-email\" id=\"contact-email\">\n                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                        <div>\n                            <label for=\"contact-wiadomosc\">Message<\/label>\n                            <textarea name=\"contact-wiadomosc\" id=\"contact-wiadomosc\" placeholder=\"Message content\"><\/textarea>\n                        <\/div>\n\n                        <div class=\"err2\"><\/div>\n                \n                        <a href=\"\" class=\"btn btn-green\">Send message<\/a>\n                \n                    <\/form>\n                \n                \n                \n                <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n\n        \n        \n        \n\n\n    <\/div>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is this lipstick? Drama! And I&#8217;m afraid it&#8217;s not lipstick at all but a nasty nail polish with which someone wanted to restore the dwarf&#8217;s natural lip color! I found this ambassador of kitsch on\u2026 Allegro (polish ebay). 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